5 Reasons to Date a Virgo:

  1. They know how to make a mother fucker comfortable
  2. Best sense of humor EVAR
  3. Know how to get shit DONE
  4. They are fucking reliable. They won’t go anywhere on you.
  5. It’s like they’re fucking perfect and they know it but they’re fucking modest too and it’s GLORIOUS

5 Reasons NOT Date a Virgo:

  1. Total bitches who can’t handle not getting their way
  2. Critical as shit
  3. Needs everyfuckingthing perfect
  4. Will bite your fucking head off
  5. Rude as Hell